Lobster Linguini, anyone?
When a man offers to cook you lobster linguini, you are supposed to swoon. Lobster is expensive and linguini is basically extra-fancy spaghetti. You should be grateful. He thinks you are worth fancy spaghetti. What you shouldn’t reply is “Oh right, yeah, so I don’t really eat seafood.” I hadn’t been on a date in 6 years. I got engaged when I was 22 (omfg that is just so insane to type out). I nearly got married at 26 but then a global pandemic got in the way and cancelled the wedding, then we cancelled our relationship. So it was time to put myself back out there. I’d always had a lot of fun swiping left and right with my single friends on their apps, but the thought of actually downloading one of the apps myself was nerve-wracking to say the least. I thought I was one of the lucky ones that would never have to admit to being on Tinder. I decided that I want somebody that has their shit together (I mean, who doesn’t?!...